Let's start off with this;
It is not easy being in possession of a.....ahem...... a vagina Like that commercial always says "Hail to the V", pffftt sometimes I just want to slap it and not in a pleasurable way either. Sometimes I feel like I can't act like a dick because I don't have one!! Darn this vagina of mine. I'm wondering if there are even scientific studies showing our emotions are related to what we have down there. In my experience I believe we are, well most of us normal that is. Sure I can walk around being the biggest BITCH ever, but that's just it, Ill always just be called a bitch....nothing more.....nothing less. I'm not saying I want to be called a dick, I just want to be treated with the same respect and shown the same fear as those little guys get. So here you have it, the blog that will be based solely on how to survive in today's world as a woman. No dick, no balls, and definitely no Xbox. Just my frizzy hair, my imperfect face, my muffin top, and most importantly my girl parts!
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