Oh man its been a crazy while since I posted something!
So this is my second week on the Clinique Acne Solutions 3 step system.
I feel its too soon to bitch about results, but let me tell youuuuu, my skin is itchy and dry.
I swear im like peeling skin off my face. I reduced the amount to one time a day but still....
and also I got like 2 more zits! BUT my cheeks have started to clear up alot. All there is, is
dark spots and redness (theres a word for that I think.) So I figured I would hack out the dryness
for just a little bit longer! UGH I just want clear skin!
Monday, September 26, 2011
Monday, September 12, 2011
Sunday, September 11, 2011
Adult Truths
1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
10. Bad decisions make good stories.
11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.
13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.
14.. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well..
16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.
17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.
18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?
20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!
21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
22. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
23. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.
24. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
10. Bad decisions make good stories.
11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.
13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.
14.. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well..
16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.
17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.
18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?
20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!
21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
22. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
23. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.
24. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.
Friday, September 9, 2011
Where to begin......
Let's start off with this;
It is not easy being in possession of a.....ahem...... a vagina Like that commercial always says "Hail to the V", pffftt sometimes I just want to slap it and not in a pleasurable way either. Sometimes I feel like I can't act like a dick because I don't have one!! Darn this vagina of mine. I'm wondering if there are even scientific studies showing our emotions are related to what we have down there. In my experience I believe we are, well most of us normal that is. Sure I can walk around being the biggest BITCH ever, but that's just it, Ill always just be called a bitch....nothing more.....nothing less. I'm not saying I want to be called a dick, I just want to be treated with the same respect and shown the same fear as those little guys get. So here you have it, the blog that will be based solely on how to survive in today's world as a woman. No dick, no balls, and definitely no Xbox. Just my frizzy hair, my imperfect face, my muffin top, and most importantly my girl parts!
It is not easy being in possession of a.....ahem...... a vagina Like that commercial always says "Hail to the V", pffftt sometimes I just want to slap it and not in a pleasurable way either. Sometimes I feel like I can't act like a dick because I don't have one!! Darn this vagina of mine. I'm wondering if there are even scientific studies showing our emotions are related to what we have down there. In my experience I believe we are, well most of us normal that is. Sure I can walk around being the biggest BITCH ever, but that's just it, Ill always just be called a bitch....nothing more.....nothing less. I'm not saying I want to be called a dick, I just want to be treated with the same respect and shown the same fear as those little guys get. So here you have it, the blog that will be based solely on how to survive in today's world as a woman. No dick, no balls, and definitely no Xbox. Just my frizzy hair, my imperfect face, my muffin top, and most importantly my girl parts!
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